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Zelda: Chicken Dildos
Link took his time putting on big, stiffaling strap-ons on all the chickens around Kariko Village.  The townsfolk watched, puzzled.
"What's that fairy boy up to?" They shurrged, and returned to work.  Link pulled out his sword silently and started hacking at a chicken.  It cried out in pain and summoned an angry mob of chickens.  Link bent over, and waited...
---------------To be continued!
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Nesquik RabbitXThe Mom
The mom sneered as she saw that cocky asshole rabbit hopping up her lawn with her kids and their friends. That son of a bitch only hangs around them so he can sell he fucking products. She put her titties away and broke the shades because she yanked them so hard to close them. Her booty shorts weren't helping.
"Heya miss-"
"You asshole!" She yelled.  The kids flinched, then ran to the tree house. The rabbit looked smug and pulled out that fucking chocolate milk mix. Before he could say a word, the mom grabbed him by the ear.
"Yow! HEY!" He was toss onto the bed. "You crazy bitch!" Suddenly, bsdm. Shackles, leather bindings, stockings. It was all present. The rabbit gulped, slowly peering down at his weird boner. The mom returned, in leather, looking good. But mad. She stretched her whip, glaring directly between the rabbit's legs. "Oh boy..."
-to be continued----
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Eggman's Letter to Sonic
Dear Sonic,
Over the years, you've been a pain in my big fat ass.  I've decided to write you a  civil letter describing why I hate you.
                 STOP FUCKING RUNNING AROUND ALL OVER THE GOD DAMN PLACE FUCKING UP PEOPLE'S SHIT!  YOU. ARE. A. COWARD.  YOU THINK YOU ARE SOOOO GREAT CAUSE YOU CAN RUN FAST, OOOO WOW!  LET ME BE IMMATURE AND MESS UP THIS RANDOM SCIENTISTS EXPERIEMTNS THEN MAKE IT LOOK LIKE HE WAS AN ASSHOLE WHEN REALLY HE WAS TRYING TO IMPROVE LIFE.  HE ONLY BECAME AGGRESSIVE AFTER I RAN AROUND DESTROYING HIS SHIT FOR NO REASON OTHER THEN TO RUB MY NOSE AND GIVE HIM A BONER!
Ok, it takes longer to write in all capital letters.  Why can't you be like Shadow?  He hates me but he doesn't go around banging up my shit.  Hell, all he does is give me a boner (chest fluff), and sometimes it ani't bad wh
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Sonic+Knuckles
Sonic dashed across the wide open field.  With a wide smile, he felt as if nothing could stop him.  His recent victory over Eggman made him feel like a champion.  "Gotta move fast!  Haha!"  He saw Knuckles on the horizon and stopped in front of him.  "Hey, Knuckle head!"
"Sonic…"  Knuckles turned away nervously.  "I've been looking all over for you…"
"Yeah well…you failed!  You'll have better luck finding a Chao in a fan girl crowd!"
"Sonic…I invited you…for dinner…"  Sonic scratched his head.
"Oooh…sorry man, I forgot!"
"What will it take Sonic!?"  The hedgehog stared confused.  
"Wha?"
"That blue ass…the way you rub your nose…URRRGH!"  Knuckles pounded the ground.
"Oh no…"
"Oh yes…"
"Oh no…"
"YES!"  Knuckles did his flying thing and knocked Sonic to the ground.
"Get off me!"
"I want to s
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Knuckles' Big Gay Plan
Sonic whistled as he put on invisible lip stick.  Tails was in the other room putting on high heels. The two found a hidden spot where they could finally be faggots in peace.
                “Tails, babe?”
                “Yeaha, Sonic-chuu?”  Sonic laughed at the retarded nick name. They left the house and Knuckles was waiting for them. He looked a lot laid back than he usually did and waved.
                “Oh here we go…”
                “Hey assholes, what’s up?”
                “Knuckle head, leave us be…just for one day let us suc
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The Rumor Come Out: Does is Bruno Mars is Gay?
Bruno Mars is gay is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago. Even it has happened in 2012, but some of the public still curious about what is exactly happening and to be the reason there is a rumor comes out about his gay. At that time he became the massive social networking rumor. The public, especially his fans are shocked. He just came out with his bad rumor which is spread massively. This time is not about his music career, but his bad rumor. The rumor is out of standardize of hoax, according the last reported this singer revealed himself as homosexual.

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